Confession: I like playing video games more than shopping for new clothes. :]
this is so funny to watch.
“I’m (insert name here),” “I’m out of bounds,” I responded and leaned on one leg, annoyed. “What do you want?” I was becoming short, irritated by a man who was too short, slender and out of place to be in a coffee shop at seven p.m. “Out of bounds,” This (insert name here) person had just become the most interesting person in Phoenix. His...
the only person who gets to throw toasters at my dad’s head is me!– Ashley from Pen & Paper
(Not a) Ice Age
I wish I was Jewish.
this made me giggle
christmas eve-eve cleaning
I love all nighters in the pouring rain. That is, it is raining outside and it is amazing the affect it has on the loft. Althrought, I swear to god I’m hearing stuff going on, but when I pause the music, it is silent. I just finished rewriting a part of an old story. AshleY would understand. Speaking of AshleY…. where is my dearest ficcy?
I am Solitare. I am snake eyes. I am just a single person making my way through a corn field of zombies. Another confusing blog to warp the minds of the masses. All of the movies I got in my netflix had some sort of Seth Rogen role in them. “Did he just say ‘wookies in the bathroom?’”
I miss the future, if that makes any sense. Keeping it simple so I can confuse myself years from now.
Causing mischief is fun. Last night I truly felt like a teenager who couldn’t give a shit about the world. Only thing is, I really need to get in shape if I want to keep up with them from now on. XD just one of the boys. :]
I still want a Purple Rain t-shirt so I can rock my purple heals. THEY ARE AMAZING. Anyways. My goals have shifted again and I will become an excentric movie-maker. Total George Lucas status. That calls for a t-shirt.
I kind of wish this week was over already. I also wish I had some way of getting everything to go my way. Where people didn’t think I was weird, and I could do whatever I wanted without being judged. My life is not American Idol. Unfortunately, lately, I feel as though I’m as big as a laughing stock since that Ricky Martin guy. I think I am relying on Hypergraphia too much.
Somewhere there is a person I would have never expected to be reading this doing just that. Reading my banter about teenaged life in Arizona and the lastest lyric of love. There’s just some that echo in not only your mind but in your heartbeat. My bloodstream is singing the first song.
there's a bear in my computer
I’m terribly afraid of growing up all of a sudden. I keep changing what I want to do because let’s face it: when it comes down to just me on my own, I’m a coward. I wish life could just stay as simple as sitting at home and listening to music, writing away and having a daily routine that never grows old for me. Unfortunately, in about a year and a few months, I’m going away...
No Shit (on Fire)
The door bell rang and I gave the mail man a heart attack by opening the door at the same time. I take the package from his arms and stare down at the sticker on the top of it and feel my ears inching stretching back in amazement. I squeal (which I rarely do) and dash upstairs to my record player where I tear apart the package, and tear the plastic off the record and after a moment of...
Desert For Dessert
I fucking hate Arizona. Nobody loves Arizona. XD
I’m going to go check the mail in about 5 minutes and here’s hoping that a rather large package is sitting in the box. And when I say ‘large package’ I’m not talking about something in a cardboard box. XD penis jokes rule.
“And then I realized that Tingle is a 35-year old man who is obsessed with collecting Rupees and is under the belief that he is a fairy.” I’ve been playing way too much Zelda. o___O
Donated blood again today and pucked my brains out. Going to LA hopefuly to meet my lover, Ashley. Then to DC in January to meet my president, Obama.
Tiffany Blews <3
broomrape street vs. methchurch avenue
So for the first time in 4 years we put up a Christmas tree. I am happy about that, honestly, it got me in the mood for the holiday season. I am cooking dinner for my friends on Saturday and baking cookies all next week. Life is getting better, though I am still bumbed about phooson. BLAH. Evie blews harder. hahahahahahaha. Boo.
Math Is Fun
Keelan: They were giant bacon bits
Evie: Oh really?
Keelan: Yeah, "It feels like a penis!"
Evie: .....That's what she said.
The worst things are happening to the people around me. People I love, people I hate, and people I only by name. Disapointing. I want a baby. Again.