Teaching my grandma how to say gossip. She pronounced it “goship”. It’s like the whole Coo-whip thing from Family Guy
open up your heart and your mind to me
Oh hey, I want sushi.
ourfinestmoment: Too bad I don’t live in California anymore, trying to find a sushi bar in Arizona is a BITCH. Taiko on Cooper and Ray :D I used to work there. Fresh and cheap.
IMA MOOSE (take two)
somesaint: theemoocow: what the hell do moose even sound like? lol. They sound like this. Thanks for clearing that up. Ok then.
what the hell do moose even sound like?
And I know that it’s complicated But I’m a loser in love So baby raise a glass to mend All the broken hearts Of all my wrecked up friends
Like the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’– Gregory House; Pilot 1.01 (via fuckyeahhousemd)
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fuckyeahslightlyamusing: Turns out there have been plenty of people throughout history that made amazing contributions to modern culture and got precisely jack in return. ”There are some games in life that everyone plays at some point. Checkers, chess, Monopoly, doctor and motherfucking Tetris.”
you’re a regular decorated emergency
cuz I walk with a limp
like an old school pimp
all. night. long.
Tam bo li de say de moi ya Hey Jambo Jumbo Way to parti o we goin’ Oh, jambali Tam bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, Jambo, jumbo
Everyone is excited about my birthday.
sinfuladdiction: So why can’t I be, too? I’ve gotten four invites for a birthday lunch, at least twenty people have asked me if I’m going to have a party, and every time one of my teachers mentions “Wednesday we have no school, it’s veterans’ day”, someone always says, “And Keelan’s birthday!” Really though… why does anyone give a shit this year? Usually I’m really excited for my birthday....
I want to have a party.
Short story assignment that only had to be 1,000 words. I just wrote it in 30 minutes, and it’s 7 pages long, exact, and 1,713 words. Hah.
Editing yearbook pages goes by faster when you blast Lady Gaga and piss off your neighbor in the process.