December 2009
Teaching my grandma how to say gossip. She pronounced it “goship”. It’s like the whole Coo-whip thing from Family Guy
Dec 1st
open up your heart and your mind to me
Dec 1st
Oh hey, I want sushi.
ourfinestmoment: Too bad I don’t live in California anymore, trying to find a sushi bar in Arizona is a BITCH.  Taiko on Cooper and Ray :D I used to work there. Fresh and cheap.
Dec 1st
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November 2009
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Nov 30th
IMA MOOSE (take two)
cruawwwwwwwahhhh
Nov 30th
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IMA MOOSE
somesaint: theemoocow: what the hell do moose even sound like? lol. They sound like this.  Thanks for clearing that up. Ok then.
Nov 30th
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IMA MOOSE
what the hell do moose even sound like?
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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And I know that it’s complicated But I’m a loser in love So baby raise a glass to mend All the broken hearts Of all my wrecked up friends
Nov 29th
Nov 27th
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“Like the philosopher Jagger once said, ‘You can’t always get what you want.’”
– Gregory House; Pilot 1.01 (via fuckyeahhousemd)
Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
retro glamour.
Nov 25th
Today, my friend went to her gay group's...
messofyouthfulinnocence: (via sarahlestrange)
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the... →
fuckyeahslightlyamusing: Turns out there have been plenty of people throughout history that made amazing contributions to modern culture and got precisely jack in return.  ”There are some games in life that everyone plays at some point. Checkers, chess, Monopoly, doctor and motherfucking Tetris.”
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you’re a regular decorated emergency
Nov 8th
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cuz I walk with a limp
like an old school pimp
Nov 8th
all. night. long.
Tam bo li de say de moi ya Hey Jambo Jumbo Way to parti o we goin’ Oh, jambali Tam bo li de say de moi ya Yeah, Jambo, jumbo
Nov 8th
Everyone is excited about my birthday.
sinfuladdiction: So why can’t I be, too? I’ve gotten four invites for a birthday lunch, at least twenty people have asked me if I’m going to have a party, and every time one of my teachers mentions “Wednesday we have no school, it’s veterans’ day”, someone always says, “And Keelan’s birthday!”  Really though… why does anyone give a shit this year? Usually I’m really excited for my birthday....
Nov 8th
I want to have a party.
Nov 8th
Short story assignment that only had to be 1,000 words. I just wrote it in 30 minutes, and it’s 7 pages long, exact, and 1,713 words. Hah.
Nov 6th
Editing yearbook pages goes by faster when you blast Lady Gaga and piss off your neighbor in the process.
Nov 4th